Josh is losing it.....

The fighting continued a bit between josh and Natalie verbally and with them hiding each others stuff. Josh hid Natalie's bible and Natalie hid joshes sunglasses and clothes. The stress of the day seemed to get to Josh because later that night he went on a rant in the hot tub when he was all alone and pretended to be a football coach with imaginary HG as his team. It was really just an opportunity to insult each person to make himself himself feel better. It was quite funny though and so I will give you funny part of the conversation here:
Sharon, you are my b*tch. You're gonna go out there and do what I say, and make sure I get to final 2 with you
James, I've enjoyed hanging out with you, but I think you're leaving, so you're done.
Chelsia, love you to death, but you're just putting a bigger target on my back, so I'm gonna have to sit you in time out.
Sheila, I will definitely play the sympathy card with you. We will be best friends. We will both be crazy together. I need your vote. Just don't give me a yeast infection.
Ryan. You were basically my lineman. You are like ground chuck to me. You're basically beef in a coating of fat. I don't not give a flying sh*t about you or your alliance. I will stab you in the back and serve you for basically all the hungry people in the world.
Adam. You're such a ladies man, let me tell you. You just really, really outdid yourself. You're just so cool and classy and chic, let me tell you. I'm sure all the ladies are just dying to get with your uncircumsized cock.

Now, who do we have left?

Natalie, ah, Natalie. It must be so hard being so damn intelligent. Let me just say, Not only do have looks, but also brains. Such a complete package. Why don't you go work the sidewalk? And work on that cheer about cereal and the capitals of West Virginia.

Let's see, who do we have now?

Matt, Ah Matt. You're gonna train me?Well, last time I checked, buddy, I'm way lighter than you, look better than you, I don't look pregnant, both my eyes look the same direction, I don't have ghetto tattoos, and my accent doesn't make me sound just straight up retarded.

I wish I could convey the gay slang that Josh adds to these statements because it helps the comedy. I personally don't like Josh but I have to admit, I was laughing out loud in an awkward " oh man. this guy needs help" kind of way. Definitely a classic moment in BB history.
The rest of the night consisted of normal BB house interactions and James trying hard to stay in the game mainly attacking Sheila and Adam for votes. Sheila pretended to not even know James was going to go up and of course pretended to have his back considering James offered himself on a platter to her and Adam was trying to be non confrontational and kinda of said he was with James but never actually committed to voting for him.
Quick note: I am starting to believe that Sharon was in some sort of dark ops recon in the marines because she is very good at staying under he radar, infiltrating the other side and manipulating the other alliances into trusting her and spilling all the information to her. Which of course she puts together into an intelligence report that she promptly turns into general Josh at the earliest safe moment. Semper fi!
Prepare yourselves BB fans for one of the most intense and fun weeks we have had yet. There is still a lot of unresolved drama , hard to obtain goals and un-limited possibilities awaiting us this week. If yesterday was any indication, we are in for quite a ride!